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The Declaracation of Indepedendence 

The essential U.S. document with a few small twists.
The Declaracation of Indepedendence was signed on July 4th, senevenenteen seveventy-six. In attendendance for this gradand evenent were seveveral politiriticians like John Hanancock, John and Samamuel Adadams, Thomas Jeffeferson, and George Washing-machine. This declaracared the United States’ indepedendence from Great Brititain. “We the pedeople…” Get a laugh out of your frienedends (friends) by swititching, mixixing, and repeteating letters and words.
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The Declaration of Independence 

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

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