A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.
The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.
by Lara Cooper March 19, 2007
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Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!
by Funmunke February 24, 2010
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by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022
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by Manbat666 January 13, 2009
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Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”
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