The Couch
When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.
The Couch by You know who this is Jake January 22, 2015
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the couch
The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.
Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh
the couch by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005
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The Couch
The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.
The Couch by Professional Among Us September 7, 2021
The Couch Potato
The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
The Couch Potato by 12in Joe May 9, 2010
The Couch Jumpers
A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.
They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.
They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.
The Couch Jumpers by J Chill June 27, 2008
The Couch effect
falling in love: as you become closer and have more feelings for them, you sit closer and closer to them on the couch/chesterfeild.
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch
jim and jill meet: they sit on opposite ends of the couch at a party
jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)
jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)
jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)
jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)
The Couch effect by cyanide hearts December 16, 2008
The Couch Guy
The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.
Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.
The Couch Guy by Cola Kid November 16, 2019
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