The Couch

When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.

Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.

by You know who this is Jake January 23, 2015

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

couched

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

by adamshane October 7, 2011

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2019

couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

by studio d September 29, 2005

couch

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013

On the couch

In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.

Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.

by natasha the sleuth March 18, 2009