The Cork

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When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

The Cork by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

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The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

The Cork Popper Of Earl by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Popping the Cork

Occurs when taking a shit. The first turd is extremely hard and difficult to push out, followed by a violent eruption of liquid shit.

Those chicken wings had me up at 3am popping the cork.

Popping the Cork by Asti Spumante January 23, 2012

Pop The Cork Diarrhea

Severe constipation followed by diarrhea... essentially, it was really hard before to start but then it just gushed out... similar to opening a champange bottle

I pushed for so long and then it ended up being diarrhea... I popped the cork

Pop The cork Diarrhea

Pop The Cork Diarrhea by Parth S Patel September 12, 2009

from under the cork tree

yes it is a fall out boy cd (one of the best) but it does have another meaning.

see when it came out everyone was like "hey go get fuct!".
which is extremely funny i think. well you know the kids these days using "fucking" and language like that, well theres a new way to explain your anger or mishap.

just replace from under the cork tree with fucking and there you go!

peter: "I almost got in a car accident today it was from under the cork tree scary man."

from under the cork tree by catherine darko May 18, 2008

Pushing the cork out of the bottle

The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.

She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.

Pushing the cork out of the bottle by Chickthree52 April 18, 2018

blow the cork out

You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.

When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.

blow the cork out by arelpee May 23, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026