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Split the chewy 

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.
After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy
Split the chewy by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011

douche the chewy louie 

a term used to mean "take a shit"
-"man, i had to douche the chewy louie"
-"dude, did not need to know that"

Cheney The Bitch 

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.
ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch
Cheney The Bitch by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007

chewed the fuck up 

used when something or someone looks at hot ass mess.
1. damn, your room is chewed the fuck up
2. chile, your head looks chewed the fuck up
3. bitch, them toes is chewed the fuck up
4. that frontal is definitely chewed the fuck up
chewed the fuck up by harajukushani February 19, 2022

the dick cheney

Cum-shotting on a girl's tits and face.

Such as dick cheney shooting his friend in the face and chet
i was about to bust so i gave her the dick cheney

The Dick Cheney

When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
The Dick Cheney:

Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
The Dick Cheney by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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