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The Chef 

A man who hooks up with a lot of grenades.
He cooks the grenades until last second until which they explode, he lets them go.
This man rarely ever goes after anything but a grenade.
Cooking is his job, and cooking the grenades is what makes him happy.
Generally you'll find this man at night clubs or every corner you turn where grenades are found.
Look at The Chef go to work!
The Chef is cooking right now!
The Chef by aussy4sammy May 27, 2011
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The Chef 

n. a scrumptous Chef Boyardee boxed pizza item purchased for consumption at a Man Night event, particularly at Seth's house.
Anyone hungry? Let's make The Chef!
The Chef by Chris Boemler January 15, 2008

the chef's special 

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well
Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"

The Chef of Love 

A mythical creature, thought to reside somewhere in Northern England, he runs the legendary Kitchen of Passion, where all you need for a good time is an electric whisk, a cheese grater and a bottle of olive oil. Contrary to popular belief, the Chef of Love has no affiliation with Chef from South Park. When not making the sweet love and baking the tasty pies in the kitchen, his hobbies are believed to include the tasy tuba
"Hey, aren't you the Chef of Love?"
"Yes I am, how did you tell?"
"Because you're walking around with your giant cock hanging out and your balls are covered in whipped cream".
The Chef of Love by The Chef of Love December 10, 2008

Raekwon the Chef

A member of the Wu-Tang Clan. As Method Man says, he cooks up some marvelous shit. He has talent like fat people have chins.
Aiyo slash your position
Verbal mic physician
Blow lines like chimes in the kitchen
Raekwon the Chef by PerForceOne June 22, 2004

complimenting the chef 

After a fabulous dinner, I decided I wanted to pay gratitude. I ended up complimenting the chef...the head chef, at that.
complimenting the chef by Kerriswheel February 26, 2010

Kissing the chef 

When you receive head from a person and then kiss them afterwards.
Addison gave me head, then started kissing the chef
Kissing the chef by Thatnastyguy February 19, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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