The Cheez-it

After eating a cheesy substance, a girl is fingered. Therefore her vagina is infested with cheese.

Oh, man, Marni got the cheez-it last night.

The Cheez-it by P_Rick December 8, 2007

Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek 

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023