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Tori the Cannibal

Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.
Tori the Cannibal can and will eat you all.
Tori the Cannibal by Survivor#49 February 25, 2011

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? 

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.
Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

Brianna the Cannibal 

Known felon in the 21th century. Hobbies include cannibalization and night stalking. Little children are taught about him from a young age from different sources, imposing as well.
OH NO BRIANNA THE CANNIBAL IS AFFFTTERRR MEEEEE

patchez the cannibal 

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.
"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"

Brandible the Cannible

A person who enjoys illicit acts with the corpses of their victims before eating them. This has been practiced in ancient times. In modern times only 2 cases have occured.
Brandi Taylor(brandible the cannible) goes out at night hunts down people who have rejected her and rapes their dead bodies before roasting them in a barbeque spit.

the hades cannibals 

An awesome heavy metal/rock band from dulaney(also known as druglaney). The drummer was caught smoking pot, so they are sort of over, but they can allways get a new drummer.
the hades cannibals are soo fuckin awesome!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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