The Cancelled

Those who have been cancelled

Hym "Wait... 15 years, doesn't that mean I'm the first of The Cancelled!? I'm the guy! I'm the Forefather of cancel culture! The other cancelled should build me a shrine. Or an altar... And sacrifice virgins on it... But not in a 'stabby' kind of way... Like a sexual way... Yeaaaahh..."

The Cancelled by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

The Concealed Bagel 

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

The Concealed Bagel by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009

The Cancelling-Out Method 

A sexual act, apparently originating from Gateshead in which a man who does not want his girlfriend to get pregnant but has engaged in unprotected sex with her lets his friend ejaculate inside his girlfriend, which "cancels out" the first man's sperm.

Chavette 1 "Hoy, did ya use a condom?"
Chavette 2 "Nah, ah used "The Cancelling-Out Method" "
Chavette 1 "Good call, ya divvn't want to get pregnant a fourth time"

The Cancelling-Out Method by geordieSpeak January 24, 2011

The Canceled 

You need to find out who's buying up all these cancelled people and paying them to say all of that.

Hym "The canceled all espouse the same rhetoric. 'Spiritual war,' 'attack on our institutions,' 'protect the children,' who is paying these motherfuckers to go around and say this shit? It's Dr. Phil, Rosanne Barr, the entire non-shit-lib half of the internet is doing it. Where is that coming from? Isn't that bizarre to watch? Somebody has got to be paying them. All of these people have been canceled for some form of social impurity. All of them are people I've named. Somebody has got to be bank rolling it. They all rebrand and it's all this 'spiritual war against the woke' bullshit to pollute the political landscape and prevent actual discourse about the things that are actually happening. Like the thing that is actually happening to me. I'm going to murder a kid if I'm not provided with recourse for this. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to is going to get me to accept living like this."

The Canceled by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

Theory of the Cancellation of the Future

A critical theory proposing that contemporary society—through a combination of ecological dread, economic precarity, cultural nostalgia, and technological saturation—has lost its capacity to imagine a collective future worth striving for. The future is “cancelled” not because time stops, but because the narratives that once gave it shape (progress, utopia, generational improvement) have collapsed. What remains are recycled pasts, apocalyptic forecasts, or endless presentism. The theory explains why cultural production fixates on reboots and nostalgia, why politics retreats to safety rather than aspiration, and why even visions of technological salvation feel more like survival than flourishing.

Example: “Her generation couldn’t imagine buying a house, retiring, or even a stable climate—theory of the cancellation of the future, where the horizon has shrunk to next month’s paycheck.”

Theory of the Cancellation of the Future by Dumu The Void March 30, 2026

Canceled the season 

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

Canceled the season by Trollalalala April 22, 2018

The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")

The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

The three-part text message cancellation by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011