coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

latterrorist

The person who holds up the line at Starbucks with their excruciatingly long and detailed, custom coffee order.

Sorry I'm late, got stuck behind the biggest latterrorist!@#$

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Wagocide

When a famous athlete murders their spouse in a jealous fit of rage.

Do you think Oscar pistorious was guilty of wagocide?

by Trollalalala December 29, 2017

Fauxllatio

A hand job posing as a blowjob.

The lights were off and I was kinda tipsy, but I swear she got lazy and only gave me fauxllatio.

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Canceled the season

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

by Trollalalala April 22, 2018