Definitions by Trollalalala

Canceled the season 

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

Canceled the season by Trollalalala April 22, 2018

Wagocide 

When a famous athlete murders their spouse in a jealous fit of rage.

Do you think Oscar pistorious was guilty of wagocide?

Wagocide by Trollalalala December 29, 2017

coffee fap 

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

coffee fap by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

latterrorist 

The person who holds up the line at Starbucks with their excruciatingly long and detailed, custom coffee order.

Sorry I'm late, got stuck behind the biggest latterrorist!@#$

latterrorist by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Fauxllatio 

A hand job posing as a blowjob.

The lights were off and I was kinda tipsy, but I swear she got lazy and only gave me fauxllatio.

Fauxllatio by Trollalalala December 28, 2017