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the brown 

A person's anus and rectum, or 'asshole' to put it bluntly.
"He takes it up the brown."
the brown by SomeGuy2 June 20, 2005
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The Brown 

Getting some brown is a term used by class 5 kayakers who do something that would cause most mortals to shit their pants.
Get some brown! Hold your hand in the shape of a claw over your head like you are picking up some shit to signify when you got some brown or the brown has happened.
The Brown by Teach it! May 1, 2014

The Brown 

Is an ugly, disgusting fat beast who regenerates itself by consuming it's own body, for example puss from acne, skin from inside it's own mouth and other bodily fluids.
The Brown is so disgusting, I cant look at her again, I think I might puke.
The Brown by Charlie March 22, 2004

The Brown 

The brown (noun). A poop shit. A big butt crap scat dookie dump. When you fill the ass crack with butt shit and it starts oozing out of the top of the ass butt crack near the pants and/or the bottom of the butt canyon near the taint area. Then you gotta get your taint licked to clean it off and it sucks butt hole poop scat shit crap feces excrement.
"I just filled someone's pants with the brown"

"I just filled my wife's mouth with the brown"

The Brown Cowboy

This is the act of ejaculating deep inside a girls asshole without her knowing it's about to happen. As she becomes comfortable with a little fingering of the Brown eye as you fuck her, you make your move! Pull your pistol and saddle up her back door for the ride of a lifetime! It's certain to end with a bang! If she likes it, then youll know you found your philly!
The Brown Cowboy is the act of ejaculating in a girls ass without her knowing it's about to happen. Also used as a test to see if she's a keeper.

Bro! I think I'm I'm love! I pulled the Brown Cowboy last night and she liked it!

the brown light saber 

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"
Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

The Brown Mob 

The most viscous, ruthless, and cut-throat High-School sports crowd in California, and maybe even the West Coast. Belonging to the Yuba City High School Honkers, they are the crowd that no team wants to play. They throw In The Occasional Obscenity, And Receive Many Middle Fingers From The Opponents On The Court. Don't Let them get into your players head...they won't ever leave.
1) Player 1: Coach! I can't play! This crowd is about to make me cry!

The Brown Mob (random person): Hey! Fuck you! Get the Hell off of our court!

The Brown Mob (chant): Take a Seat, Take a Seat...
The Brown Mob by R-Ill February 21, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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