The Book Club

An underground organization. Board 1611, a.k.a. Dinky Doo. A place to go if you want to relieve stress. Not really a book club. At the book club, Admiral Ackbar rules with an iron fist. All who oppose shall be sodomized and obliterated.

Uncool User #1: What is this book club I keep hearing about?
C Bar: Come to board 1611.
Uncool User: Ok...
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Uncool User #1: *<b>SODOMIZ'D!</b>*
Icon: *takes off pants*
Explicit Content: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?! Get out of here you bloody spud!!
ChaosTony: OH SNAP!
TenkoStar17: It's all over my pants!
Heavenscloud889: RAW IS JERICHO!!!
ChaosTony: yay!
Explicit Content: yay!
Uncool User #2: So this the book club...

by ChaosTony September 19, 2004

book club

A code women use to get together and drink large amounts of alcohol, especially margaritas. It makes their husbands, boyfriends, and other friends think they are doing something smart.

Girl 1: I'm so glad we have book club tonight. I've had a crappy-ass day.
Girl 2: Yep, me too. I'll meet you at the bar at 6.

by margarita librarian September 23, 2009

book club

a polite euphemism for orgy

why do candy hearts say "book club"? it must mean orgy. think about it...

by kaaaaaat February 15, 2004

book club

Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity

Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes

Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀

by UniToxic April 1, 2021

Book Club

A group sex session in which multiple partners practice the "Librarian" on one another.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Do you want to join my Book Club?

Guy 2: Sure, what are you reading this week?

Guy 1: Faust.

Guy 2: Oh boy!

by BioStud October 16, 2014

The book club

The opposite of what the "Smart guy" said.

Mooglekupo141: Shoot the infidel!
Dinky Doo: Ok!
Smart Person: No! I'm bloodied!
All: Ha ha ha ha ha

by MoogleKupo141 September 27, 2004

Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009