--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.
--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.
--It's a fun phrase to use.
Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).