The Bateman
When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
The Bateman by Steve Led March 2, 2011
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The Bateman
"The Bateman" is a cocktail made up on the spot at parties.
Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.
The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.
Made by getting the biggest container available (usually a vase or jug) and you pour in any alcoholic beverages you have at your disposal.
The end result can be either really nice, or really nasty - it just depends what you poured in.
"Hey, Doug, what is that you're drinking out of that vase?"
"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"
"Is it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
"This? Oh, it's The Bateman!"
"Is it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
The Bateman by GBateman October 15, 2008
The Bateman
The Bateman by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021
The Bateman Express
The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
The Bateman Express by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010
The Patrick Bateman conundrum
everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
The Patrick Bateman conundrum by n.zeck March 14, 2023
The Patrick Bateman
Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period
The Patrick Bateman by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021
The Batman jr grimes
A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.
Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.
The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.
The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman
Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale
Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!
Fan: what’s your fav batman book?
Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale
Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!
Fan: what’s your fav batman book?
Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
The Batman jr grimes by Unusually late June 16, 2021
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