The Bartender 

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

The Bartender by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

The bartender 

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.

“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”

The bartender by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021

The Bartender 

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

The Bartender by Jshdja November 13, 2018

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

beat the bartender by greaver05 March 19, 2011

Stop banging the bartender 

Meaning: take this (more) serious.

A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender

Stop banging the bartender by Tuesjay November 22, 2022

Bartender in the bedroom 

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

Bartender in the bedroom by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011

bartends in the dark 

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

bartends in the dark by Kat_H November 20, 2007