The Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt October 23, 2015

The Bald Eagle

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

by danton2015 May 12, 2011

Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

by captain chump June 27, 2004

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

by Tocen November 7, 2009