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The Backpack 

The "backpack" is a sexual act in which a male stands behind a female and reaches his arms over her shoulders inserting a finger from each hand into her vagina. After insertion the male then mounts the females back assuming a "piggy back" position. After the male is airborne he continues to "finger blast" the female. *This is usually performed while dancing*
Man! Youll never believe it. i pulled the Backpack off last night at Shortys.
The Backpack by NuggFunny October 25, 2014
Words you can keep

The Backpack 

To rest youre ballsack on someones forehead, and at the same time constantly slap their chin with youre cock.
"let me give you the backpack"
The Backpack by crafty since April 10, 2008

“The Backpack” 

“The Backpack” is the backpack a lesbian carries her strap-on in
I hope you’re planing on bringing “The Backpack” tonight.

the backpack fic

The backpack fic is a modernly disturbing fan fiction involving YouTube stars danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. The fic describes Phil as psychotic and as the fic goes on he chops Dan into small pieces and puts him inside a backpack involving blood and both stars' semen.
Person1: Have you read the backpack fic?
Person2: Omg yes! I threw up!
the backpack fic by http-kate February 13, 2017

The Backpack Kid 

The Backpack Kid (born Russell Horning), is an American social media personality, dancer and music artist that rose to fame after he popularised the ‘floss’ dance after being featured as a backup dancer in Katy Perry’s SNL performance for “Swish Swish.” In addition to the popularisation of the ‘floss’ dance, he also gained notoriety in the meme community, after his song “Flossin’” was featured in a a Genius segment of Verified.
Random Person 1: Hey, Random Person 2! Did you check out The Backpack Kid’s new single Flossin’?
Random Person 2: Nah! That song is utter trash!

the backpack nugget 

the act of getting someones backpack taking everything out turning the backpack inside out and then putting everything back in just like it was
person :wtf! why is my backpack all weird and were the hell are the backpack straps?!
person2:hahahaha you just got the backpack nugget!

Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack 

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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