planing
The act of rubbing feces or lubricant on someone's back and proceeding to slide across them with your arms outspread as if you were a plane.
planing by RuralLexicographer December 11, 2016
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Astro Planing
Astro Planing by Srž Tanjur August 2, 2006
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shadow planing
when you see what poeple are planing behind you (planing to hurt or do something to you), becasue you can see their shadows.
Ian and Phil: **Showing actions of hurting Thomas**
Thomas: "HEY, i can see you shadow planing!"
Ian: "Dammit!"
Thomas: "HEY, i can see you shadow planing!"
Ian: "Dammit!"
shadow planing by diseased sheep December 28, 2005
bi-planing
Bi-planing is the action of one man sucking enough cock to fill his cheeks. at this time him and two other men will strip down and the two "propellers" pick up the "pilot' by the steering brooms inserted in the "pilot's" ass the "propellers start to perform helicopters and run aroundwith a bunch of other aviational experts in a field or bedroom. The Pilot will shoot out the 'ammo" in short burst aiming at other Bi-planers
bi-planing by eddyoud November 22, 2011
Air planing
When blunt is reduced to roach and is still ablaze, sucking in the entire roach so that the entire burns instantly and hits hard
Air planing by Ducann Mandic November 8, 2010
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Playing Tarzan by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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