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The Arkansas butter 

The Arkansas butter trick is a sexual "position" where one partner does a back flip landing on the genitals of another partner. The Arkansas butter trick is only meant to spice up the upcoming intercourse.
"Don't yee pull that arkansas butter on me honey."
The Arkansas butter trick comes from a southern Arkansas method of sexual dominance.

The Arkansas Ant Eater 

The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.

The Arkansas Theory 

A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.

Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?

Maybe.