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The Andy 

The lone friend who is generally not liked by your entire group of friends, yet people "put up with him/her." The Andy tends to find out where everyone is hanging out, despite noone inviting him/her. The Andy typically ends the fun at parties, and ruins any conversations he walks into, usually because they are about him. The Andy talks behind everyones back (talking shit), and buys them bad gifts at birthdays and Christmas.
"Dude, how the hell did Andy find us?"
"Shit, the Andy's coming? I'm going home."
The Andy by boogler January 8, 2009
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The Andy 

When one falls asleep to the movie 'Toy Story' and is later woken up to a FRIEND IN HIM/HER and the name 'ANDY' written under his/her foot or shoe.
I put on the movie Toy Story last night and Bob pulled THE ANDY on me after falling asleep half way through. He put a WOODY in me and wrote ANDY under my foot!
The Andy by Gumo69 September 7, 2021

The Andy 

Basically another name for a cock block but this one happens to be one of your homies and he has little to no idea hes doing it.
Hey bro did u get with that girl last week?

Nah bro her roommate gave me the andy.
The Andy by Bardle Conspiracy December 6, 2019

The Andy Effect 

The psychological phenomenon in which individuals succumb to Andy's wishes/intentions when he declares his availability towards a certain event.
"Fam, I thought you men weren't gay?"
"Nah blood, once Andy starts sucking, we all start sucking."
"Word, it's the Andy Effect."
The Andy Effect by wardrobes November 7, 2020

The Andy Special 9000 

When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.

The Andy Line 

Joining point of the neck and double chin on fat or overweight men
Right we'll just take it down to the andy line.

The Andy Samberg 

A sex position: When you cum on a guy or girl's face, throw him or her on the ground, and then tazz him or her in the butt. (Preferably in the butt hole).
Last night my boyfriend and I did The Andy Samberg! It was great, but my butt stings a little.
The Andy Samberg by punkfairy53 March 3, 2010
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