The Andrew
The Andrew by Ansuya July 23, 2011
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The Andrew Jansick
One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
The Andrew Jansick by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
The Andrew’s
The Andrew’s is a drink consisting of Hendricks on the rocks, a splash of tonic & club soda, and lime garnish.
The Andrew’s by KatieGrizz July 6, 2021
The Andrew Effect
A phenomenon in which a persons dating life is full of people who, at some point, becoming transgender.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Miles? all of his girlfriends are dudes now!
Person 2: He must have The Andrew Effect!
Person 2: He must have The Andrew Effect!
The Andrew Effect by nectortdrinker August 23, 2023
The Andrew Tate
When you shave the hair on your v line but leave the hair on your balls, like Andrew Tate’s bald head and beard.
i’m too scared to shave my balls because i might cut my scrotum, so i just give myself the Andrew Tate
The Andrew Tate by The Landonator September 4, 2023
Asian The Andrew
- Most cool person.
- Has a 4.0 GPA throughout middle and highschool.
- Has a 12-Inch Ravioli at the subway he works at.
- Very funny dude.
- Jungkook Bias.
- Thinks peter is overrated and fell off + ratio, low IQ (probably under 0.8), maybe have a severe case of autism.)
- Asian is the best person in the world.
- Likes fried rice.
- Lil Nas X Good, YB Overrated ASF.
- Has a 4.0 GPA throughout middle and highschool.
- Has a 12-Inch Ravioli at the subway he works at.
- Very funny dude.
- Jungkook Bias.
- Thinks peter is overrated and fell off + ratio, low IQ (probably under 0.8), maybe have a severe case of autism.)
- Asian is the best person in the world.
- Likes fried rice.
- Lil Nas X Good, YB Overrated ASF.
Asian The Andrew- Hey, they got fried rice over there?
Someone - No.
Asian The Andrew - Commit the not alive.
Someone - No.
Asian The Andrew - Commit the not alive.
Asian The Andrew by SENPAI REP ME FOR COOKIE December 13, 2021
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