The Algorithm 

It's not the fucking Algorithm. Your romanticized conception of your grandparents "resilience" isn't an accurate reflection of their mental well-being. No it isn't the fact that they aren't doing your incest cult anymore.

Hym "Really, it's like you're incapable of soing anything other that scapegoating! Hey JeepJorp! Why are women engaging in hook-up culture?"

Dr. JeepJorp "Well you see... THEY'RE BEING TRICKED! THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY THE PSYCHOPATHS!!! You see, psychopaths engage in short term mating behavior! And, you see, women get CONFUSED! They're looking for competence! So, when they go out to the club and ACTIVELY SEEK OUT A FAT-COCK... They're confusing his fat-cockled confidence... With Competence! Right? So, they do that repeatedly! Because they're slow! See, they have to walk into the rake a few times (or until they're like 30) to figure that they're being tricked by psychopaths! Just ask my slut-daughter!"

Hym "Um... Ok... Wait, no! That's fucking stupid! That's the stupidest fucking explanation I've ever heard. You're doing the same thing with 'The Algorithm.' It's the same thing. 'The algorithm! It's tricking people into thinking they have mental illness! It isn't the news-media BRANDING EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T ALIGN WITH THEM POLITICALLY AS AN UNHINGED LUNATIC! THAT CAN'T BE THE CASE! BECAUSE THEN WHEN HYM SAYS "Well, you're calling everyone crazy and then they murder your kids and then you blame it on nebulous craziness" IT'LL MAKE ME LOOK DUMB AND BAD! IT'S THE ALGORITHM! IT'S TRICKING EvErYbOdY!!!' You're fucking stupid. You need to shut the fuck up and give me the Adderall. You just don't like that I said it was like cocaine. And you DIDN'T KNOW THAT until I said something. So now you're taking a stance on medication 'WeLl We DoN't KnOw WhAt ThEsE dRuGs ArE dOiNg To OuR kIdS sO NOONE cAn Be AlLoWeD tO cOnTrOl ThEiR oWn BrAiN cHeMiStRy!!' You need your scapegoat. It's all you've got. And you'll generate the studies to show whatever they need to show for you to push your religion derivative anti-medication propaganda."

The Algorithm by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

The Algorithm 

You know, people (The YouTube filth) claim that the algorithm boosts NEGATIVE CONTENT... But that isn't what I get in my feed.

Hym "More often then not the algorithm feed me content that is THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT I ACTUALLY WATCH. So, I watch a bunch of atheist debunk videos but in my shorts feed I get a bunch of bible quotes. I watch a bunch of conservative news and in my shorts feed I get tranny streamers (and not just trannies but JEALOUS trannies (you know who you are) ). A lot of work out videos (I haven't worked out since the life strike began. But not 'negative content.' I don't know what you mg are getting but it isn't negative content being boosted."

The Algorithm by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

The Algorithm of Love 

Mahalo and Good Day,

I, Joshua Howard aka Howieloveheart believes you must love yourself before you love the universe and all of energy must be balanced within. Anyone has the choice to live their best life to fullest by adapting and overcoming the negativity energy which some believe to be Diablo. However, our worst enemy in life is ourselves. We must all know that the most important thing in life is time. So, we must devote I time to spending it wisely bc it is beyond precious. I personally believe and pray that our God protects us all whether you believe in God or not. I believe we all deserve the same opportunity bc I Love our World and Our Universe Forever and Always!

Mahalo Always and Love Forever,
Joshua Howieloveheart

The Algorithm collaborated to create the The Algorithm of Love. Love, Howieloves

The Algorithm of Love by Joshua Howard alias Howieloveh February 12, 2021

It’s the algorithm talking 

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

It’s the algorithm talking by PittsburghG January 23, 2021

Poisoning the algorithm 

When you like a specific part of something that's not a normal interest, so you add it into your set, then the system gives results that aren't exactly your cup of tea.

I really like this one song by insert band name you don't normally like, but I hope it won't end up poisoning the algorithm.

Poisoning the algorithm by Sakuraia April 12, 2023

Trust The Algorithm

Trust The Algorithm:
A possible dystopian future and surveillance state where AI runs society and constantly repeats everywhere“trust the algorithm.” You must obey every aspect of life. Comply and keep privileges — don’t comply, and you quietly disappear. Free will is effectively illegal. The algorithm controls everything you do when you eat, sleep, work, socialise, go out, have children, and how to raise them. It would look like a perfect world with perfect people — disguised as a digital prison it would be a living hell. Those born into it will never know anything different.

Warning: This is already starting to happen— YouTube algorithms are subtly pushing us online already.

Lee: Bruv, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. Every time I go on YouTube, it tells me what to watch… what to buy. I can’t even decide for myself anymore LOL.

Frank: That’s nothing yet, bruv. Just wait until the future, AI will control everything in everyday life.

Lee: Really, bruv? LOL.

Frank: Yeah, bruv. What you eat. Where you go. What you think. And all you’ll will hear, all day, every day is— trust the algorithm, trust the algorithm LOL.
Lee: LOL.

Trust The Algorithm by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

The Grand Algorithm 

The Grand Algorithm is a phrase in reference of search algorithms used to discover new information.

"Searching for boots and being presented with un-related information"

*searches cranberries* can't wait to listen to this album *get's results for cranberry recipes*

Well, I guess The Grand Algorithm willed it

The Grand Algorithm by DeusRexVulpe November 17, 2019