A sex position invented by the American
Army during the
Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the
famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the
name implies.
She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the
man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free
hand to fondle the sack of the
man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.
This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.
Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's
ass?
Joe
Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her
ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!
