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The "BIDEN" 

That big solid turd you try to force out, which touches your nut sack as it falls out.
I just experienced the "BIDEN" .. gave me goosebumps!!!
The "BIDEN" by Nobodyuknow January 15, 2021
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The "BIDEN" 

When you take a real big turd and as it drops out it reaches out and touches your nut sack on the way through.
Man I took the "BIDEN", I feel violated.. that turd nut tapped me on the way out.
The "BIDEN" by Nobodyuknow January 16, 2021
In the middle of an international and humanitarian crisis, you simply walk away and take no questions, because you have dementia are you are terrified of being exposed as a fraud.
Joe just executed The Biden, by turning on his heel and walking away.
The Biden by Problematic AF August 23, 2021
When a young man and woman meet at a club for the first time becoming instantly intimate. They end up going back to his place tearing each others clothes off in a raw animosity enthusiasm. After an extensive session from having sex until the morning's mid peak the young man skin looks shriveled and wrinkly. His hair pure white. And now has a gained experience of life of over 50 years. As the girl is about to walk out the door he uses his entire strength to stop but all he can do is muster up the words Bi den.
I'm going to the club tonight. I hope I get The Biden

Hey did you hear about Frankie last week?
Yeah I heard he got the Biden. Shit will change your life bro.
The Biden by Fehtal March 6, 2021
When a young guy and girl see each other the club and lose control and begin becoming intimate and fondling instantly. The guy brings her back to his place where they rip each others clothes off with a raw animalistic emotion of enthusiasm. Then after a whole session of having sex for over an 8 hour period. The guy ends up all wrinkly and shriveled up. His hair turned pure white. And he has a gained knowledge of over 50 years of years of life experience. And as the girl walks out his door. The only strength he can muster to say is. Bi den.
I'm going out to the club tonight and I hope I get the biden.

Hey did you hear about frankie and what he got last week? Yeah i heard he got the biden. Shit changes your whole life bro.
The biden by Fehtal March 6, 2021
Involves fingers and an unwilling female.
The Onion was onto "the Biden" years ago. "Biden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' And 'Stink' Altogether"
The Biden by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit June 29, 2020

the biden touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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