Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 22, 2005

Sidewinder

Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.

Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...

by sarcomax July 31, 2003

sidewinder

To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)

this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward!

by colleen the colon January 28, 2005

Sidewinder

someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.

dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.

by paul March 23, 2004

sidewinder

A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.

Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..."

Boy 2: (dismissively) sidewinder.

by Ru Ru August 18, 2006

Sidewinder

A Joystick

lolol i hunterz you down with my sidewinder kekekekekeke zerg rush

by brahm2 September 29, 2003

sidewinder

When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.

Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.

by Elib November 25, 2006