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Seriously? Looking up future years and thinking we know what's gonna happen? You probably are dying of boredom by this point.
There was no definition for 2076 so I wrote it.
2076 by twentytwentytwentytwenty December 15, 2021
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Alright, everyone. I have a confession to make. I am the guy who wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030 and 2034. Let me just say that I am so proud of you all. You went through taco god invasion, my time machine being stolen like 5 times this decade, and Joe’s reappearances in these definitions. You even went past that dude who begged you to stop going up in years. Congratulations. This is the end of your journey going up in years... for now. Maybe soon I’ll repair that time machine and be able to tell you that 2077 is a better year. Don’t give up hope, my friends. Until next time, this is N.D. Toilet/Ciggliodishwasher/Oglewasher signing out.
Fred: Hey Joe, what happened to the earth in 2076?
Joe: We’re not sure, but maybe it’ll be better than the past.
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Alright, everyone. I have a confession to make. I am the guy who wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030 and 2034. Let me just say that I am so proud of you all. You went through taco god invasion, my time machine being stolen like 5 times this decade, and Joe’s reappearances in these definitions. You even went past that dude who begged you to stop going up in years. Congratulations. This is the end of your journey going up in years... for now. Maybe soon I’ll repair that time machine and be able to tell you that 2077 is a better year. Don’t give up hope, my friends. Until next time, this is N.D. Toilet/Ciggliodishwasher/Oglewasher signing out.
Joe: Hey Fred, what’s it like in 2076?
Fred: Hopefully we will make it better than our past.
Ug: *enthusiastic caveman grunt*
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