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Alright, everyone. I have a confession to make. I am the guy who wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030 and 2034. Let me just say that I am so proud of you all. You went through taco god invasion, my time machine being stolen like 5 times this decade, and Joe’s reappearances in these definitions. You even went past that dude who begged you to stop going up in years. Congratulations. This is the end of your journey going up in years... for now. Maybe soon I’ll repair that time machine and be able to tell you that 2077 is a better year. Don’t give up hope, my friends. Until next time, this is N.D. Toilet/Ciggliodishwasher/Oglewasher signing out.
Fred: Hey Joe, what happened to the earth in 2076?
Joe: We’re not sure, but maybe it’ll be better than the past.
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Alright, everyone. I have a confession to make. I am the guy who wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030 and 2034. Let me just say that I am so proud of you all. You went through taco god invasion, my time machine being stolen like 5 times this decade, and Joe’s reappearances in these definitions. You even went past that dude who begged you to stop going up in years. Congratulations. This is the end of your journey going up in years... for now. Maybe soon I’ll repair that time machine and be able to tell you that 2077 is a better year. Don’t give up hope, my friends. Until next time, this is N.D. Toilet/Ciggliodishwasher/Oglewasher signing out.
Joe: Hey Fred, what’s it like in 2076?
Fred: Hopefully we will make it better than our past.
Ug: *enthusiastic caveman grunt*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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