2076

Alright, everyone. I have a confession to make. I am the guy who wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030 and 2034. Let me just say that I am so proud of you all. You went through taco god invasion, my time machine being stolen like 5 times this decade, and Joe’s reappearances in these definitions. You even went past that dude who begged you to stop going up in years. Congratulations. This is the end of your journey going up in years... for now. Maybe soon I’ll repair that time machine and be able to tell you that 2077 is a better year. Don’t give up hope, my friends. Until next time, this is N.D. Toilet/Ciggliodishwasher/Oglewasher signing out.

Fred: Hey Joe, what happened to the earth in 2076?
Joe: We’re not sure, but maybe it’ll be better than the past.

2076 by Dongledoof van Schnurdinheimer November 23, 2021

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2076

Alright, everyone. I have a confession to make. I am the guy who wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030 and 2034. Let me just say that I am so proud of you all. You went through taco god invasion, my time machine being stolen like 5 times this decade, and Joe’s reappearances in these definitions. You even went past that dude who begged you to stop going up in years. Congratulations. This is the end of your journey going up in years... for now. Maybe soon I’ll repair that time machine and be able to tell you that 2077 is a better year. Don’t give up hope, my friends. Until next time, this is N.D. Toilet/Ciggliodishwasher/Oglewasher signing out.

Joe: Hey Fred, what’s it like in 2076?
Fred: Hopefully we will make it better than our past.
Ug: *enthusiastic caveman grunt*

2076 by Dongledoof van Schnurdinheimer November 23, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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