by LoveHandles123 October 22, 2018
The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
by MadTownC15 September 18, 2012
Verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
Verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
Interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Noun
6. an act of sex
7. a partner in sex
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible. (usually followed by hole or head)
Verb Phrases
9. Gooch around , Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
10. Gooch off , Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
11. Gooch up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
18. give a gooch , Slang . to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
Verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
Interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it.)
Noun
6. an act of sex
7. a partner in sex
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible. (usually followed by hole or head)
Verb Phrases
9. Gooch around , Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
10. Gooch off , Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
11. Gooch up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idioms
18. give a gooch , Slang . to care; be concerned (usually used in the negative):
Girl 1: "I'm gooch'd off, my boyfriend almost came in my face"
Girl 2: "He almost gooch'd you. I got gooch'd once, and I'm never taking a gooching to the face without tissues again."
Male 1: "I tried to gooch on her face, but I missed, son of a gooch"
Male 2: "Ha! She gave you the reverse gooch!"
Girl 2: "He almost gooch'd you. I got gooch'd once, and I'm never taking a gooching to the face without tissues again."
Male 1: "I tried to gooch on her face, but I missed, son of a gooch"
Male 2: "Ha! She gave you the reverse gooch!"
by Socorion December 14, 2018
by Gooch master September 14, 2019
The area between your arsehole and your bollocks. The gooch is a grey area when it comes to one’s sexuality.
In bro culture getting your balls licked is certainly considered straight, Getting your arsehole licked might be considered gay. But The golden gooch is a grey area which leaves mixed emotions.
In bro culture getting your balls licked is certainly considered straight, Getting your arsehole licked might be considered gay. But The golden gooch is a grey area which leaves mixed emotions.
Guy 1: Bro has a girl ever licked your arsehole?
Guy 2: no way bro thats gay as fuck
Guy 1: what about if she licks your gooch?
Guy 2: nah that’s still gay as fuck bro
Guy 3 replying to guy 2 : you tripping bro my wife licks my gooch all the time
Guy 2: no way bro thats gay as fuck
Guy 1: what about if she licks your gooch?
Guy 2: nah that’s still gay as fuck bro
Guy 3 replying to guy 2 : you tripping bro my wife licks my gooch all the time
by Saucemane April 13, 2022
Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.
by Gooche May 11, 2004