A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face.
Dude she was great, but at the last second I gave her an empiric. Man she was out cold.
by meadowmount July 18, 2009
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Of, or relatining to evidence accepted by empiricism. The fallacy of believing that nothing exists except what is proven by scientific evidence, of which there is no scientific evidence to prove; an arbitrary decision to to narrow the bounds of reality to the bounds of the scientific method.
"A trillion years ago we were a civilization like any other. We believed in the transmittance of souls, the Virgin matrix, the infallibility of Pi Squared, looked upon prayer as a regenerative feedback to the Great Programmer, and so on and so forth. But then skeptics appeared, empiricists and accidentalists, and in nine centuries they came to the conclusion that There's No One Up There At All and consequently things happen not out of any higher plan or purpose, but--well, they just happen." --Stanislaw Lem, from "The Cyberiad"
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004
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A type of nation with the sole objective of absolute world domination.
There have been at least 3 major empires in ancient history : the Holy Roman Empire, the British Empire, and the still-existent Chinese Empire. What all empires have in common is that they have all fallen due to various instances, be it civil wars and outbreaks, or even acts of God.

Popular belief is that America is an empire. Although this is very controversial, this is mostly untrue. The reason we have bases overseas is because they asked us to be there. America doesn't force people to become american. America also doesn't force christianity. Those who become american or christianic do so out of their own free will.

A major element of an imperial military is that the very basis of its power is based on mass numbers of infantry (aka : manpower). China is a very good example of its manpower because it has the biggest population in the world, and they still have the draft instituted (after hitting a certain age you are required to join the military, which I guess doesn't make it a "draft"). Also, it has been sighted that, for example, they have all these nice'n'neat military parades every month or so, or earlier. China has also been said to still boast the dream of world domination, as it has in millenia past. It is even a religious theory that they WILL one day rule the world. Well, with an ultra-massive manpower and a powerful nuclear arsenal, it could very well happen. Technology VS Manpower......what do YOU think will turn up the victor?

So now that you have a, uh, great definition of this word, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on America being an empire after all. ^_~
"Although the Empire in Star Wars is ficticious, it is a very good example of an empire, y'know with all those stormtroopers all up in a nice line in one of the docking bays, and all that stuff. PS I'm not a Star Wars geek."
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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Put everything into anything and check wtf happen
- I usually run synthesized sounds through formant filtering in order to make it sound like a human. Never thought of Xzibiting the approach

- yup that classic way of generating alien voices
I'm more of an empirical method
so I put everything into anything and check wtf happen :p

- Trial and error in other words?

- yup
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A man's most precious area. His dick.
That thot Sarahh was sucking on my empire last night, and damn did it prosper.
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Amazing.

mostly used to describe a piece of art work or music.

epic.
(see burner)

Tight.

Legit.

Digital and traditional Urban art and design studio created and founded by music artist Sayonara Skye in the U.S.
wow, come check out this print over here, thats empire yo.

that show last night was empire
by skyetronics October 12, 2009
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Totally radical, far out, gnarly, magnificent, outstanding
That hike though the mountains was empirical.

I feel so empirical after running.
by nbon February 23, 2011
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