ThcD.

Tetrahydrocannabinol Doctorate: A self applied unofficial academic credential given to those who wax philosophical when they get high. Particularly when the person is utterly convinced that what they're saying is brilliant, even though when they come down they'll realize the flaws in their hypotheses.

Oh look, Nathan has his ThcD. in Philosophy! No Nate, I don't believe that Alexa, Siri, Cortana, and Google are all working for the NSA so the government can spy on it's own citizens.