Thats what he said

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Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.

Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.

Person 2: Thats what HE said

Thats what he said by Crazyman4 July 22, 2009

Words you can keep

thats what he said

refers to what a homosexual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said

Guy 1: My ass hurts

Guy 2: Thats what he said!

thats what he said by annonomous45456 March 31, 2010

thats what he said

a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.

the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me

thats what he said by Steamkaptain August 27, 2021

that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.

Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.

that's what he said by whatserface December 29, 2008

that's what he said

A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could be interpreted as sexual innuendo. This interjection is used when someone, usually a female, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "he" is typically assumed to be the girl's boyfriend.

The inverse use that's what she said was made popular by the hit TV show The Office.

Scenario: Two girls are getting out of the pool and going to grab towels to dry off...

Girl 1 (while picking up towel): Wow, that's ones really wet!
Girl 2: That's what he said.

that's what he said by tcufrog08 June 2, 2008

That's what he said

said immediately after someone says "That's what she said".

Person 1: Wow! That is very long!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: Well, that's what he said.
Person 2: ... You son of a-

That's what he said by jkiszg November 11, 2010

That's what he said

The same as that's what she said, except when girls say it

girl 1: wow, there smaller than i expected!
girl 2: that's what he said!

That's what he said by :D:D:DOMG August 14, 2008

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026