Thats a given 

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

Thats a given by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day! 

It's national 'Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day’ starting on the 1st of January!

National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!

National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day! by maddie h. January 9, 2022

And not a single fuck was given that day 

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"

And not a single fuck was given that day

And not a single fuck was given that day by Duhonatron June 27, 2011

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap by General America December 19, 2010

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

[Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

File That Under Who Gives a Shit 

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

File That Under Who Gives a Shit by kk626kk June 21, 2011

Give that man a medal! 

A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.

Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)

Give that man a medal! by cshin9 July 27, 2012