That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

not kosher

The phrase used when someone does something that most people don't agree with; socially unacceptable; politically incorrect.

This phrase cannot be used in reference to dill pickles, because I'm pretty sure those are always kosher.

Jack: John, are you stealing those little kids' lunch money again? You're like 40 man you need to stop that.

John: (Looks down at his feet with shame)

Jack: Not kosher man, not kosher at all

by Andy Hesterman January 10, 2008

kosher

When every thing is chill

Don't worry, everything's kosher.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Kosher

When something is socially acceptable.

Person 1: I'm going to light up a blunt in here
Person 2: No bro, that's not kosher, my parents will be pissed.

by 🐺 July 22, 2022

kosher

To be genuine and/or legitimate.

She consulted lawyers to make sure everything was kosher.

by Kat, that's me! December 11, 2016

kosher

Derived from the Hebrew word "kasher," which means "proper" or "pure.".

Although it is most commonly used in describing the dietary law of the old testiment or torah, it can be used fully interchangeably with "proper" or "pure" or even "lawful".

A high volume of youth have started using it as a slang for "cool" or "chill".

This meat is kosher.

Would you believe that "in her eyes", this is perfectly kosher?

by abgo July 26, 2009

kosher

1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details

"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"


"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life"

by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004