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Pronounced tuh•gnome

When a human is sexually attracted to a gnome. During inter course with the gnome girls like to stick the gnomes pointy hat up their vagina and guys like to stick their hat up their asshole
Jeez, I think the gnome is gonna turn me into a tgnome.
Tgnome by Bumblebree May 27, 2018
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Tonometric Beaurotons 

Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.
Thomas Bryant weights 83 Tonometric Beaurotons

tunometecabrasaramambiche 

Tunometecabrasaramambiche its a Word currently used by the latinamericans fnas of a serie of manga/anime call "baki hanma".The definición of "tunometecabra"its a Word that means:you dont intimidate me,and saramambiche its a Word of "Spanglish"(which is a mixture of spanish and english)that mensaje son of a bitch
(In a school)
Guy 1:!give me your food!

Guy 2 :tunometecabrasaramambiche

Guy 1:what the fuck you say
the combination of two great intellects, combining to form an incredible omnipotent being.

there is nothing a Tanome cannot do, or does not know.

deserves but does not recieve an entirely seperate and additional paycheck.
This task is impossible, I wish we had a Tanome!

we must find a solution or the world will end? Bring me Tanome!
Tanome by Miauw Miauw February 9, 2010
A ritual that could and thought was once to be set in stone, to build a godly city. Created by one goddess and her god to rule this ancient realm with justice, love, compassion. Motivating and proclaiming ultimate trust and strength through trust and loyalty of a Connectic magnitizing bond built buy the rulers of the land.
Tinomen was was beatiful mindset created by its authors before time itself yet, the gods have fallen from each other losing theyreselves rendered to the world.
Tinomen by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

Dirty tonometer 

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."
Dirty tonometer by inCozNito September 29, 2017
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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