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Text Tourettes

1. Similar to the nuerological condition but occuring while texting, consisting of curse words or cursing more than usual while texting.
1a. Text Tourettes can also be proven when your predictive text will recognize more curse words than ordinary words due to your overuse of curse words.
Vivi: Hey how was your day?

Jessica: Dude this was the sh*ttiest day in F*#cking history. It started with this F*#cking As*hole cutting me off on the F*#cking freeway and almost F*#cking pushing my as* off the freeway.

Vivi: I think you should get your text tourettes checked.

Jessica: I know.
Text Tourettes by Betty BloodGin April 18, 2009
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Drunk text tourettes syndrome 

When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.
"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.

Tourettes Text Syndrome 

Tourettes Text Sydrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
" oh man, i reckon emma has a really bad case of Tourettes Text Syndrome.. "

"how come?"

"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"

"holy crapp.."

"yeah i know.."
Tourettes Text Syndrome by lhgfda February 24, 2009

Textourettes 

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textourettes by gregor_y November 22, 2010

textourettes 

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"

Textourettes 

The act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text
Recieved:So the other day I was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.

Sent: Dude what's with the textourettes?
Textourettes by xPOSSE21x September 23, 2010
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