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text off 

When a boy calls a girl, and she responds with a text, thereby avoiding a verbal conversation but finding out what he wants. Similar to blowing someone off. Boys can do this to girls as well. It's also rampant among coworkers.
I keep getting the text off from Shelly. I don't think she wants me to ask her out!

Jimmy called me last night, but I didn't feel like having an awkward conversation so I'm going to text him off.

Dude, Sally keeps blowing up my phone. I decided to be nice and text her off instead of just ignoring her. That way it won't be weird when we see each other.
text off by GetaClue June 2, 2009
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text off 

texting many messages to a sex interest for later while you are in the midst of hanging out with someone you don't want to be with
While with chubby girlfriend number one, Carlos decided to text off "you're hot", followed by "wanna hook up later", followed by "after 2 when i get out of work", followed by "you naughty thing you" to girlfriend number two.
text off by xibalbalola January 19, 2007

Text Off 

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.
"I really want to blow off work today, but my boss will ask me questions. Why don't you Text Off instead?"

"I'm not coming in today I am very sick right know I ve been taking medication all nght. Body is all aching doctor advise to stay home until Wed."
Text Off by jombinator October 14, 2011

pop a text off 

person 1 hey man whats up

person 2 not much hang on man i got to pop a text off

Text your eyes off 

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

text offender 

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
text offender by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

text offender 

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.
"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."
text offender by Katie1979 January 11, 2009
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