The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011

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wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ March 17, 2014

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mucho texto

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.

Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto

mucho texto by IHateReading52 November 1, 2020

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Teppo

A reliable Finnish man with flowy hair.

Teppo's hair flowed as he skated down the ice.

Teppo by finnishflash September 30, 2008

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