Texpo 

A text TYPO.

Bob: "Hey joe! i am at good, can you pick me up?"

Joe: "You are where?"

Bob: "Sorry, texpo. I mean i am at home."

Texpo by Spadina May 20, 2009

Texpo 

LSC student. Dumb and smart at the same time, extremely annoying.

Pangyo: Texpo cheated! He used ChatGPT. (←fake maybe)

Texpo by Belkan March 15, 2023

Texpo Tang 

A GUY WHO PRETENDS TO BE SMART ALL THE TIME AND GET SCOLDED BY EVERY TEACHER.

Texpo Tang is a lazy smart guy.

He shouldn’t be the VCP of the class.

Texpo Tang by Fat duck pro December 21, 2022

teapocalypse 

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

mucho texto 

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.

Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto

mucho texto by IHateReading52 November 1, 2020

Teppo

A reliable Finnish man with flowy hair.

Teppo's hair flowed as he skated down the ice.

Teppo by finnishflash September 30, 2008