Texlahoma

person 1: texas can secede legally.

person 2: no it cant! it can only split into 5 states, one of them called texlahoma.

Texlahoma by Jewish Autonomous Oblast April 28, 2022

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tullahoma

A drink:

Take a Tom Collins glass:

fill with ice

add a shot of George Dickel

fill the rest with Sun Drop

Mix

Named after the town in TN where the ingredients originate.

Girls love to drink Tullahomas.

tullahoma by Dan Frazier February 1, 2004

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Texlahoma • Texhoma • tullahoma • Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam

Texhoma

Texhoma is a small town on the northwest boarder of Texas and Oklahoma. Nothing interesting EVER happens in Texhoma. Most people confuse Texhoma for Lake Texoma. At least it's not Stratford, TX or Goodwell, OK.

Texhoma sucks, man.

Texhoma by L000U000C000Y May 23, 2018

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Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam

In a similar fashion to a regular Tim Tam Slam, the warm milk is replaced with urine.

Due to losing his fantasy football league, John had to do a Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam.

Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam by Marcus Johnnson January 28, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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