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Texas Dry Rub 

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
Texas Dry Rub by apt279 May 16, 2019

Texas dry rub 

When you eat BBQ and you finger a girl with your BBQ fingers
I took my girl to dinner then gave her the ole texas dry rub
Texas dry rub by Art Web 86 June 29, 2015

Texas Dry Rub 

When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices

It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
Yo bro, it's been a long week I can't wait to do a Texas Dry Rub
Texas Dry Rub by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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