Texas Dry Rub
Texas Dry Rub by Hugh J ASS June 4, 2018
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Texas Dry Rub
Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
Texas Dry Rub by apt279 May 16, 2019
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Texas dry rub by Art Web 86 June 29, 2015
Texas Dry Rub
When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
Texas Dry Rub by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!