Definitions by apt279

Texas Dry Rub 

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

Texas Dry Rub by apt279 May 16, 2019

Canned Yams 

Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.

Check out those Canned Yams.

Canned Yams by apt279 December 14, 2010