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The act of eating flaming hot Cheetos and covering your hands in the powder, then masturbating.
I just Texas Dry Rubbed my dick
by Hugh J ASS June 04, 2018
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Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

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Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
by apt279 May 16, 2019
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