Texas Windchime

To insert ones testicles inside a woman's vagina, then vigorously masturbate and produce semen all over her.

Randy was feeling adventurous, so he attempted a Texas Windchime.

by yamandurand January 24, 2012

Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009