Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.
by jesus6666669 November 16, 2010
When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 November 21, 2015