Texas Turd 

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

Texas Turd by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Texas Turd 

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.

Texas Turd by William H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Texas turd burglar 

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

Texas turd burglar by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006

texas turd driller 

The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.

That girl got a bacterial infection in her vagina because she got a Texas Turd Driller.

texas turd driller by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004

Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.

Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.

Texas Tick-Turd by WORDLE August 20, 2011

Texas Turdbulance

When you’re eating ass and you blow a raspberry at the same time they fart.

I have Stacy a Texas Turdbulance last night and man it stunk.

Texas Turdbulance by VLPEEPER February 20, 2026