Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

Texas Tug Boat by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014

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Texas Tugboat

A move performed during sex while Tossing Salad on your partner. The move involves the use of tongue and the back and forth motion associated with motor boating.

Yo Son, check his ass out! I would so give him a Texas Tugboat!

While he was eating my ass he gave me a Texas Tugboat! It was crazy good!.

Texas Tugboat by El Jefe82 September 30, 2008

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Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

Texas Tugboat by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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