Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.
Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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