Texas Switch

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To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.

Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!

Texas Switch by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008

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West Texas Switch

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.

Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.

West Texas Switch by Chingao July 6, 2015

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Texas Switcharoo

A Texas way to dump a girl.

Texas Switcharoo is when doing a girl from behind facing a window, have one of your friends come out from the closet, you pull put, He sticks it in, you go outside and wave to her in the window!

Texas Switcharoo by Texas switcharoo boy January 31, 2009

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Texas Switchblade

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.

"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"

Texas Switchblade by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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