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Texas Switch 

To purposely change, alter, or remove and replace and object and feign its originality in order to keep or steal the "real" object.
Well Me and Joe have the same model of wireless phone. I broke my phone last weekend. So Wensday at work I pulled a Texas Switch with Joe and my SIM cards. MY PHONE WORKS NOW!
Texas Switch by Jacklemen Hearse August 17, 2008
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West Texas Switch 

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
West Texas Switch by Chingao July 6, 2015

Texas Switcharoo 

A Texas way to dump a girl.
Texas Switcharoo is when doing a girl from behind facing a window, have one of your friends come out from the closet, you pull put, He sticks it in, you go outside and wave to her in the window!

Texas Switchblade 

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.
"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"
Texas Switchblade by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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