Texas Dry Rub
Texas Dry Rub by Hugh J ASS June 4, 2018
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Texas Dry Rub
Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
Texas Dry Rub by apt279 May 16, 2019
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Texas dry rub
Texas dry rub by Art Web 86 June 29, 2015
Texas Dry Rub
When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
Texas Dry Rub by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
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