Testic

A westernizing of the crude british slang- bollocks; which means testicles.
Testic, adj.
To describe when something is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable. Derrived from testicles.

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "Thut up, yo. That's testic as fuck!"

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

Charm'tastic Mile

A cool stretch of town in Baltimore for hipsters, millennials, business-types and foodie buffs.

You've gotta have some urban style when you walk up & down the Charm'tastic Mile.

by Dunkadelic Era April 2, 2020

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered

“I was testing”
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”

by “”” April 22, 2019

Testipic

A picture of your testicles electronically transferred to another individual typically via text message.

She kept asking me for pictures and I didn't want to send a cliche dick pic so I sent her a testipic instead.

by CharlieWhiskeyFoxtrot October 11, 2018

Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020