Tequini
This is what you get when you F-up, (by grabbing the wrong bottle), intending to make a vodka martini but instead pour white tequila. You then watch the customers pass it around wondering WTF it is.
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Tequiliality
Tequiliality- n. A person's personality after drinking tequila
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Tequiliality- n. The level of drunkenness of a person, usually including tequila
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Tequiliality- n. The level of drunkenness of a person, usually including tequila
Tequiliality by TheLogarithm June 20, 2022
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tequina
Davina + Tequila = Tequina, and Tequina ain’t no little bitch but you are if you don’t have sex with her in the elevator.
If Davina is a kindhearted goddess of friendship and loyalty who also happens to be the desire of all men so lucky to cross her path, then Tequina is a bulldozer-sized weed wacker with just as much style and grace.
If Davina is a kindhearted goddess of friendship and loyalty who also happens to be the desire of all men so lucky to cross her path, then Tequina is a bulldozer-sized weed wacker with just as much style and grace.
Dammit, Tequina. I’m not a little bitch. I’m just tired.
Tequina banana.
Ugh, Tequina, don’t sit on the chair, you already broke it.
Dude: Tequina, I just said that the girls were tall. That’s it. They were over 6 feet! That’s wild! I didn’t say I wanted to bone them!
Tequina: But you implied it!
Tequina banana.
Ugh, Tequina, don’t sit on the chair, you already broke it.
Dude: Tequina, I just said that the girls were tall. That’s it. They were over 6 feet! That’s wild! I didn’t say I wanted to bone them!
Tequina: But you implied it!
Tequiliated
To be in an advanced state of refreshment after necking a few too many tequila shots, slammers or cocktails.
Tequiliated by Turbomonkey April 4, 2025
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